Do Not Disturb

The next two weeks of my life.

Hot Sex In A Small Tin Can

I occasionally come across misguided attempts to Anglicize the French language. This is a fine example. I haven't heard this word in a while,and don't know if it's still "courant" but then again, I don't get to speak a lot of English here either. But back in the day it meant hot, fast sex. Oh, yes, oh yes! Which sadly reminds me that at this point in my life things tend to be rather tepid and too fast.  However, I do like the idea. It even says on the lid, "with one motion, a refreshed, clear face". The packaging is also discreet and accident proof. No chance of being escorted off the plane by an air marshall because of a suspicous buzzing emanating from your carry-on. 

This next image comes from Japan and I only wish I had been present while the marketing exec sold this to the store owners as a sure-fire way to attract American clients.